Me: *wakes up, heads to the bathroom for morning piss*
Me: *turns on light*
Realistic Gargoyles by digitaltofu
IM SO SORRY IM DEAD
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
"wow this really tastes like shit"
"HAHAHAH HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIT TASTES LIKE?"
when the homies asked if you smashed